Snooki Rear Ends Cop

Another day, another Jersey Shore drama queen does something stupid. This time it was walking stereotype and sometimes amusing punching bag/reality tv star Nicole ‘Snooki' Polizzi. Snooki was arrested in Italy this weekend after crashing her car into a police vehicle. Alcohol was, shockingly, not involved in the incident.

According to TMZ, Snooki managed to hit the cop car and then wedge her vehicle between the car and one of those classy highway protection walls. No word on whether this was her first rear-ending.

It's unclear whether the starlet can fall any further, but the rumor is that Bernanke is considering naming the next round of easy money after Snooki. Quantitative Sleazing would be another $300-600 billion in securities purchases and would represent the kind of obnoxious investment in American largesse that drives other nations batty.

Like Jersey Shore and its crazy celebrity antics, this money policy just might never end.