Zings Of The Day (AAPL, GM)

Apple (NASDAQ: AAPL) CEO Steve Jobs called the iPad a "post-PC" device. This is code for "empty your pockets to me."

A judge has approved the bankruptcy plan for "Old GM", which allows General Motors (NYSE: GM) stocks and warrants to be transferred to creditors. I'm not sure which was worse. "Old GM" or "Old Christine."