Zings Of The Day, August 11, 2011

Deere & Co. (NYSE: DE) is being probed by the SEC for potentially violating the foreign bribery law. Kinda hard to NOT notice someone handing you a tractor.

French president Nicolas Sarkozy has given his finance and budget ministers one week to come up with new measures to cut France's debt. I have a solution: get rid of the snooty citizens who don't want to work. Maybe that would help. Just a suggestion.