Zings Of The Day, August 17, 2011

SABMiller took its $10 billion bid for Foster's Group direct to shareholders today, as it goes hostile with its bid. Foster's. Australian for get over here.

China promised to let foreign investors buy mainland shares and bonds. Tell your kids to start learning Chinese now. Don't ask questions, just do it.

Raj Rajaratnam lost his case to have his convictions thrown out. To borrow a line from "Green Mile." Fat man walking.