Zings Of The Day, August 19, 2011

Bank of America (NYSE: BAC) is cutting 3,500 jobs by September, and could potentially cut thousands more. What is it called when banks go bankrupt? Oh ya. That's right. It's called Bank of America.

Hewlett-Packard's (NYSE: HPQ) planned exit of the personal-computer business may provide a boost for Dell (NASDAQ: DELL) and Apple (NASDAQ: AAPL). Yea, as if Apple needed any more advantages.