Zings Of The Day October 21, 2011

Groupon lowered the amount of money it intends to raise when it goes public, selling $540 million worth of stock, down from $750 million. I'll be waiting for my daily email with 100 free share.

A cyber attack last year on Nasdaq OMG Group (NASDAQ: NDAQ) was more serious than the exchange let on. That explains why my account dropped that much in October. Probably had nothing to do with me trying to invest all my money in Enron.