Zings Of The Day (CBS)

CBS (NYSE: CBS) reported better than expected earnings last night, and doubled its dividend, as free cash flow increased in the quarter. That is what I like to call #winning, not what you've done Charlie Sheen.

Portugal agreed to a $116 billion bailout to help its troubled economy. Of course it's troubled. No one works there. It's nap and party time all day. In other news, I think I will be moving to Portugal effective tomorrow.