Benzinga's Daily Laugh

Here's today's daily laugh. That is the most ingenious thing I've ever heard.

Here's today's morning laugh. What's higher? Michigan's unemployment rate or the cholesterol of the people who attempt to eat this?

Here's today's daily laugh. Probably not a good idea to post it publicly, but ya never know.

Here's today's daily laugh. Can you hear me now? No. Not for $200k I can't.

Here's today's daily laugh. Santa said no yurts for me this year. I'm bummed.

Here's today's daily laugh. Remind me not go around town acting like Superman.

Here's today's daily laugh. I had hoped Darwin's "survival of the fittest" applied to all. It appears it does not.

Here's today's daily laugh. I was hoping they would be from Occupy Wall Street. No luck I guess.

Here's today's daily laugh. I used to use "the Devil made me do it." Didn't work for me either.

Here is today's daily laugh. And who says crime doesn't pay?

Here's today's daily laugh. 4 rainbows "For Steve."

Here's today's daily laugh. Probably not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Here's today's daily laugh. Not exactly what I look for in a mate.

Here's today's daily laugh. Most marriages don't last that long anyway.

Here's today's daily laugh.