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Benzingas Morning Laugh, June 28, 2011

Jonathan Chen , Benzinga Staff Writer

June 28, 2011 9:26am Comments

Here's today's morning laugh. I used to use this excuse when I was 5. It didn't work then, and it's not going to work now.

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