Benzinga's Morning Laugh

Here's today's morning laugh. What an idiot.

Here's today's morning laugh. I'm disgusted by this. That's what you get for eating so much bratwurst and drinking so much beer.

Here's today's morning laugh. To borrow a line from a famous movie, "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Here's today's morning laugh. I guess old people really do have nothing better to do all day then complain.

Here's today's morning laugh. What did they think it was? "Magic" lemonade. C'mon man.

Here's today's morning laugh. I'll bet he wins "Father of the Year" for sure.

Here's today's morning laugh. I should be thrown in jail for 20 years if they knew what I texted.

Here's today's morning laugh. I wonder if this will qualify for Obama's many different homeowner programs.

Here's today's morning laugh. Hooray for Hollywood I guess.

Here's today's morning laugh. No wonder why we're seeing a release of a new version of "Planet of the Apes" next month.

Here's today's morning laugh. Take that lousy Camaro!!!

Here's today's morning laugh. I guess he needed a getaway driver.

Here's today's morning laugh. Were they out of dunce caps?

Here's today's morning laugh. Let us know how you really feel.

Here's today's morning laugh. I think this is the first time in history anyone would be better off dead.