Benzinga's Daily Laugh

Here's today's daily laugh. Must be why my cell phone bill is sky high.

Here's today's daily laugh. Stupid is as stupid does, I guess.

Here's today's daily laugh. Now when mom's say "Eat your vegetables," kids can say, "I'll have mine with pepperoni and sausage."

Here's today's daily laugh. Spiders are EXACTLY like humans. At least in this case.

Here's today's daily laugh. I knew pets were expensive, but c'mon. That's a bit much.

Here's today's daily laugh. His excuse? The Genius Bar told him it was last call.

Here's today's daily laugh. I'm pretty sure the leader of this initiative was Newman from Seinfeld. Newman!!!!

Here's today's daily laugh. There are so many things wrong with this headline.

Here's today's daily laugh. Yes, Virginia. There is NO Santa Claus.

Here's today's daily laugh.

Here's today's daily laugh. Darn. I thought I really had met ET.

Here's today's daily laugh. $5 for a sandwich? Who are you, Subway?

Here's today's daily laugh. I guess he was really thirsty.

Here's today's daily laugh. This guy takes Halloween WAY too far.

Here's today's daily laugh. After personal income went up 0.1%? How can I afford that? I can't even afford to go to Kentucky.