Benzinga's Morning Laugh

Here's today's morning laugh. Remind me not to kiss her.

Here's today's morning laugh. I used to use this excuse when I was 5. It didn't work then, and it's not going to work now.

Here's today's morning laugh. I still think I'd rather look at this than that little green puppet.

Here's today's morning laugh. They always said that tuna was a good source of protein, but I didn't know this good.

Here's today's morning laugh. Talk about a payoff.

Here's today's morning laugh. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

Here's today's morning laugh. This sounds like an episode of "Jersey Shore" than a crime to me. Although, an episode of "Jersey Shore" is a crime to most people.

Here's today's morning laugh. They say Red Bull gives you wings, but I didn't know it worked for deers.

Here's today's morning laugh. When I said that breakfast hit me like a ton of bricks, I didn't really mean to hit me.

Here's today's morning laugh. I wonder what he was ordering.

Here's today's morning laugh. Angry Birds. It's not just for your iPhone anymore.

Here's today's morning laugh. This always happens to us on Thursday's, but not Friday's for some reason.

Here's today's morning laugh. I can't believe that anyone in their right mind would come up with this. Only in America, folks.

Here's today's morning laugh. Liberty Island is not exactly what I would call "paradise" or "heaven."

Here's today's morning laugh. Talk about customer loyalty.